okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

it’s very confusing and disappointing to meet a guy that seems cool and respectful and that i wanna be friends with and then he goes and pulls a “you know, i always wanted to hook up with you..” move.


it s kind of alarming how often i think abt tht movie ratatouille 

i just went outside for less than five minutes and came back in with at least thirteen mosquito bites. send help.

"Pack this much girlie into one man" as dad jumps at the sight of an insect on the 7Up Ten commercial. what? hey how’s this okay?

  • me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u